Ten toes. Several colours. Zero shame. Welcome to the internet's most exclusive collection of feet that have seen things. Strictly toes only, for the discerning connoisseur of crusty content.
Every plan includes a free tube of cream. You'll need it.
Exclusive content, fresh from the hotel pool changing room.
★★★★★"I subscribed as a joke. Now I can't eat Brie."
★★★★☆"Lost a star because the big toe looked at me."
★★★★★"My smell-o-vision broke. Worth it."
The toes are real. Sadly.
Scott takes requests for sandals, sliders and dramatic sock removals. No socks are ever washed.
Only the laughter. And possibly the other thing. Don't share towels.
You cannot unsee what you have seen.
A parody site made with love by Scott's mates. No toes were cleaned in the making of this website.